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are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

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jvocab-of-the-day:

さるも木から落ちる (saru mo ki kara ochiru)

• Meaning: Even monkeys fall from trees.

• Lesson: Nobody is perfect.

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orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

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squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

(via hipstersollux)

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

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